Saturday, February 2, 2008

New Flash! - Pavlovich named science editor

It has alway been said that business takes some unexpected turns, and this bend is forcaseted shows the business smarts of CEO of Alagomaha corp., Bryan Redemske. In an interview with Redemske regarding current market trends and the devaluation of the U.S. dollar, Redemske said this,"It was a bold move, but Alagomaha needed to some momentum and something for the shareholders to look forward too... And that was the addition of Matt Pavlovich as our new director of cycling specific research and online science editor.

Pavlovich was unable to comment regarding this new move, his press manager said that he was out doing a ragbrai fitness test. Pav, as his friends call him, often takes an out and back against the clock from Missouri Valley to ames. Alledigely, this aids in measuring his early season ragbrai fitness.

Although the number that Redemske and Pavlovich agreed upon remains confidential, Redemske is no slouch when it comes to negotioations. "He was demanding a 15% increase from his current salaried position... but in this market... with the recession... he was lucky he got a portion of what he demanded." Insiders say that in addition to the lucritive salary, Pavlovich recieved Redemske's award winning fajita recipe.

In any case, Alagomaha readers should be excited to see that Pavlovich's first science editorial will be published following his Missouri Valley - Des Moines loupe.

3 comments:

bryan said...

I'm gonna use this picture for your column photo. If you didn't have any ideas already worked up, I think a study of RAGBRAI Vo2 maxes would be interesting. You could get a recumbent rider, a mountain bike rider, a drunk chubby chick with wings, an old guy, an old lady, the stoker on a tandem, Mr. Pork Chop's son, Lance Armstrong and my son. That'd make a great presentation.

Think about it.

the mostly reverend said...

that's very exciting...i think.

bryan said...

It is, trust me. That's HUGE.