The boys at the crime lab with all their forensics, erlamier flasks, and science came within minutes of apprehending the thief that
had stolen the below lobster glove in question. Here is a picture of the alledged criminal fleeing from omaha's finest earlier today. As you can see he has cleverly disguised himself as a coffee grinder, to fool the police.
Upon escape, the thief dropped a bag of what were assumed to be stolen goods, and recovered was one sugoi lobster. Case solved.
5 comments:
What the hell is all of that stuff. And why is that coffee grinder going bald up top?
I don't know if I ever seen so many coffee accoutrements in one place before.
Congrats on being reunited with the glove, and love the new look of the page.
Clean and modern with a sophisticated, classic overtone. Picture at top is more clear with this setup. Very nice.
if your alleged thief had been more diligent about wearing what appears to be his giant-sized caffeinated camelbak, perhaps he wouldn't be watching his fitness erode as his clavicle heals.
just speculating, of course...
and that isn't baldness, it's just a glare from the harsh overhead lights. an optical follicular illusion. nothing special; it's done with smoke and mirrors.
In that case, Rev, I have a damn magic show following me around.
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