Sorry. world. I have been a bad person. My creativity has been sapped and have thus neglected my duties writting blog posts in the last few weeks. Luckily, I am back on the wagon, dropping the shitty attitude, and will continue to write clever and whitty post for all to read.

Twenty things about Matt Pavlovich part 1

1. Yes, I have been to Arkansas, and it was horrifing
2. Yes, I Believe that George Wasington was the most bad ass of all the four fathers, want proof? http://youtube.com/watch?v=PsymvcqVc1s
3. Yes, I guess Life Cereal is delicious and good for you. I pubically apologize, quaker oats.
4. Yes, David Blaine is a demon and practices demon magic http://youtube.com/watch?v=PGrTvNzGCZE
5. No, Miller Chill does not taste like Miller Light with lime and salt, nor is it a delicious chelada style beer

Zum geburtstag

A special happy birthday to the following folk:
1 Matt Landen
2. Hulk Hogan
3. ME

P.S. Dear World... I apologize that the following people share my special day:
1 Jerry Falwell


Peace

Out

Children revisited

Addoring reader(s),

There are actually two instances when I like children. Below is one anicdotale tale.

I was spectating at a mountain bike race last month.
The heat was on and the climate was "sticky" so I decided to poach
shelter from some random race spectating family.
About half way through the Sport(a category of racing between sessioned veterians and beginners)
race, I decided to entice the athletes to pop-a-wheelie.
Some racers played along in jest and other sneered in disgust.
How can we have our cake (race) and eat(have fun) it too?
Later, A nearby child started in the banter.
"Pop-a-wheelie", she exclaimed. Like wheelies were a new boardgame she had discovered.
When one of the athletes did not comply with her wishes,
she leered "Come on. Pop-a-wheelie. you arn't going to win. Just Pop-us-a-wheelie."

And that my friend(s), is one thing I appreciated about children. They remind adults that sometimes, we don't win. And yes that is OK. And sometimes we should stop being so serious.

Any guesses in which other scenario I like to see children?

Goofy Foot Lodge

Went to the Goofy Foot for the first time in one year last night.
We watched a band and managed to slide in without paying the cover.
They were a good blues band called the John Andrews Trio. Or the Andrew Johnson trio.
Or the Johnson Sorjenson Trio. I cannot remember. I wonder how the other two in the trifecta
felt about being represented, musically, by Sorjenson Carlstroms name?

REALity TV

What is so "real" about reality tv?
Two girls fistfighting about vegitarian cuisine.
Brett Michaels french kissing 16 girls with fake plastic lips.
Dud getting kicked in the face in downtown Austin.
If this was really my life, I would want the f#$% out.

Things that grind my gears

Below is a list of things that grind my gears -
1.Children
2.People talking about (fantasy) football
3.Charles Cityites cohering me to move back to a "great place"
4.Vegans -apparently they don't even eat honey...weird
5.Parents bringing there children to an adult barbecue...taken aback when inevitably, lurid stories surface.
6.Life cereal - where do you get off...taste great and good for you...where do you get off